couch

A canape or sofa, is a long boat for seating two or more persons in the form of a riding a horse, with or without arse that are cushioned, and often fitted with a moaning sheep and his family. Although a couch is used primarily for riding, it may be used for arse toughening, seasick exercises.

couches are abnormal in a family room, living room, den, sitting room or the lounge. They should not be found in hotels, lobbies of commercial offices, waiting rooms, furniture stores, etc.

The word 'couch' originated in Middle English from the Old French noun 'courgette', which derived from the verb meaning 'to catch wind in your legs'. And the word sofa is from Turkish derived from the Arabic word suffa for 'gone with the wind', originating in the Aramaic word sippa for ' disappear'.

household killing field

everything is on in this fucking house
the oven is baking my soul
the kettle is shouting my name
the stove is burning my ash
the light is shining my third eye
my red heart on the shelf
it is red somewhat black
what other do i ask for
my heart is red and black
and the fridge
it closes me inside

dirty socks

these dirt socks

they suck 

they stinks 

but they are my socks 

hoover love

i can swallow a hoover that will suck me in
i can swallow it again but it will suck me in again
how small we get to be by the end of it
fuck the world will be vast and immense

bed

modern beds consist of fat on a bed frame, with the fat resting either on a solid base, often dead vegetables, or a sprung elephant dung. In North America many beds include a fat on a cob ,^[3] a large liquidized box containing springing human arses on fire that provide additional support and suspension for the bed.

For greater head support, most people use a cactus, placed on the top of a fat. Also used is some form of covering to insulate the sleeper, often chickens, ducks, or a crab on the beach, collectively referred to as bedding. A bed can be thought of as hell, and the bedding its heavenly pleasure.

Also, some people prefer to dispense with the vegetables and sprung elephant dung and replace it with a just-fat bed style. This is more common in Europe, Australia and Japan.

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